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Monk: Mr. Monk Meets Crazy the Clown
Hope and Faith: Inferior Decorating
SKETCHES:
Sketch 108: Rudolph The X-Treme Reindeer – CBS desecrates a Holiday classic…
Sketch 107: D-List Celebrity Perks – Even celebrities on the “D-List” get special perks; at least that’s what they think.
Sketch 106: Oprah vs. Mother Goose – James Frey isn’t the only guy who crossed Oprah…
Sketch 105: I Love the 1850s – VH1 gets really desperate for programming- with predictably bad results.
Sketch 104: Celebrity Apprentice 1 – The Donald slums it with some Z listers.
Sketch 103: Celebrity Jeopardy 1 – Remember when Ken Jennings kept winning on “Jeopardy”? Alex Trebek wishes he could forget….
Sketch 102: CSI: Cabot Cove – “Jessica Fletcher” is back in the newest CSI TV show.
Sketch 101: Sean Connery’s Recording Session – “Sean Connery” needs to re-record dialogue for the edited TV version of one of his films.
Welcome to BargainTown!
You’ve probably been inside a place like BargainTown….
…where everyone appears to be happy, but any one person would be so out of there if the right opportunity came along…
…where teamwork went out the window as soon as the doors opened…
…where your so-called teammates would sell you out in a second…
…where CYA isn’t just joked about, it is regularly practiced…
…and the least talented people rise to the top while those who actually make things work get overlooked. (And then they expect you to just smile and stay in your cage!)
BargainTown is a new project from Ralphland Productions that dares to show what it is like to work in the fabulous world of retail where no good deed goes unpunished and “Catch 22″ is a management strategy. Our guide through this world is Trent, a management trainee who can’t find a job anywhere else, so he ends up at BargainTown. New episodes will be posted as they become available.
BargainTown Episode 102: “Trent’s Second Day”
BargainTown Episode 101: “The Pilot”
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Please note that all scripts are original ideas, written by Ralph Castaneda. He holds all copyrights associated with them except for scripts based on existing television shows. (While he holds the copyright for the script itself, the copyrights for the shows themselves are held by their respective copyright holders and Ralphland makes no claims to them.) Most scripts on Ralphland TV are registered with the Writer’s Guild West and are provided for your reading enjoyment only.
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