Ralphland

“I eated the purple berries!”

-Ralph Wiggum

“I heard they shaved a gorilla.”

-Random Springfieldian watching Homer eat at a seafood buffet.

“That’s coming out of your stealings!”

-Moe the Bartender

“You wrecked Hitler’s car! What did he ever do to you?”

-Nelson Muntz, from The Simpsons

“I am not Colonel Klink! I have merely assumed his form!”

-Homer’s Guardian Angel, trying to convince Homer that he’s really not Colonel Klink.

“Don’t kid yourself, Jimmy. If a cow ever got the chance, he’d eat you and everyone you care about!”

-Troy McClure

“Maybe you are ALL homosexuals!”

-Ranier Wolfcastle from “The Simpsons”, accusing his entire studio audience.

“We can stick her in a trailer, drive around the south and charge two bits a gander.”

-Bart Simpson, referring to his sister Lisa.

“Duff Beer for me! Duff Beer for you! I’ll have a Duff you have one too!”

-as sung by the children of the world in “The Little Land of Duff”, located at Duff Gardens.

“I hope you’re not suggesting that I would take that necklace as a bribe. Think again, dirtbag! I can just swipe it later from the evidence locker!”

-Chief Wiggum